Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Talk Cock Session: "Stress will make your breast small???"

A strange article which I cant help but want to make fun of... XD



Image from the net.

The original article is from Otana Magic (but unless you actually read animelandish, dont bother) :p I got the translated version from Sankuku Complex (which some materials are not safe in office).

So here's how the story goes:

An interesting article comes our way detailing how stress may effect the size and growth of a woman’s breasts.


Image from the net.

Typically during puberty a woman’s hormones begin to gradually build up, resulting in the development of breasts and other characteristics of sexual dimorphism. More specifically, it stimulates the growth of the subcutaneous fat and mammary glands that make up the breasts.

This is especially the case when a woman becomes pregnant and her hormones become far more vigorous, thus resulting in a sudden increase in breast size.





Ok... makes sense so far... Continue...

However, the pituitary gland from which these hormones come from is incredibly delicate in regards to stress.

During puberty, engaging in rigorous club activities or extreme diets can put the utmost amount of stress on the pituitary gland and heavily suppress female hormones.

An example of this pattern is said to be marathon runners, who go through a great deal of stress and then experience a runner’s high afterward, from the endorphins released by the pituitary gland. They are also not known for being well endowed…


Although there might be some truth in this... I cant help but exaggerate and make fun now that every "flat chested" women now are a victim of stress! XD

Forgive my randomness... but...



81lions would like to say to all flat chested girls out there:



Guy: "Oi Ah moi! Kenapa susu kicik!!!"

Girl: "STRESS BAH~!!!"

Thank you for wasting few minutes to talk cock with me. XD


9 comments:

maslight said...

HAHHAHAHAHHA kuyak! perv sotong...so does this mean u're stress too, coz ur breast didn't develop? wakkakak ogie kidding XD I just had to..*imagines sotong with breast hahahahahahha oh man, it's the morning sotness. :-X

Edgar said...

so jess mac is a fan of huge breasted women...

Sakuya-Chan a.k.a Ceres said...

ASTAGA!!! APE NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clerence said...

thanks for the info.......now it all make sense....HA HA HA HA

Serenadez said...

astaga! ahahahahahahah! but i can't argue the fact that marathon runners are usually flat chested.

=_= but.... stress?? astaga...

The Dusun Aroma said...

Hahahahahahahahaahha!!!!! ROFL!

good one Julian! :D now I know.... :P

Nova said...

very useful info ,so thats the reason for so many abnormal sizes......haha ^_^

Charlton said...

LOL!! What an info.. xD
Like Clerence said, "now it all make sense."

Anonymous said...

mas> STRESS ma~ LOL!!!

Ed> kof kof... huhuhu

Sakuya> kekeke

Clerence,Dusun Aroma, Charlton> i too was enlightened... XD

Serenadez> kasian most gymnast also like that~ :/

Nova> D cup are happy people. LOL


- Julian